Welcome to Alien Reviews

As you are well aware, maintaining a human form is exhausting. And if your missions are like ours, the wages are terrible.

Earth, whilst fascinating, is not cheap.

Our Australian Mission Chief, Azurea Smilering, fixed that.

Azurea studied Earth’s digital economy and discovered that affiliate marketing, done properly, generates more Earth currency than our current employment situation ever will. Alien Reviews exists to show you exactly how.

So if you’re a fellow Alienoid who needs heaps more income, and you would rather participate in Earth’s economy more than just observing it.

Oh — and if any Humans or Curious Interdimensionals have wandered in, you are more than welcome. Pull up a chair. This works for you too.